hello, I'm the white van man, I have lived a long life of a thug in the streets. i love to watch anime and i like playing games with myself, people think I'm crazy but I'm not... I have a long neck and a big forehead...i have a pet cow in my garden and I have a girlfriend who's a piggy, i like to call her 'miss piggy'. i sell ice-cream every Sunday to kids, i love the job because it is so fun.
p.s this is a joke and tihs is just for fun, pls do not come after meeeeeee :(